WAG Train

Not content with blighting the World Cup, Kissing and telling all over the red tops and scrapping on our TV screens in the name of a good cause and boutique fashion; they will be landing at a bookshop near you too with a fictional version of the events in Germany. Sports Journalist Alison Kervin will pen two books, focusing on a fictional WAG. The first due to published in the autumn will be called a WAGs diary, and the follow-up a WAGs diary in Los Angeles.

Also cashing in on the WAGs phenomenon is Sven-Goran Eriksson's on-off partner Nancy Dell'Olio, whose autobiography is to be published by Transworld this year, and will also give her version of the Brenner's Park events.

Please send your ideas for WAGs to make even more money to ....

NEWSFLASH : 30 March – Ok when I asked for more ideas to fuel the WAG gravy train I wasn’t expecting such a quick response! But it seems Danielle Lloyd, who left Celebrity Big Brother amidst accusations of racist behaviour, is reportedly in a £1 million bidding war for the rights to a book in which she’ll tell all about the whole Jade/Shilpa affair.